You're driving home from work. Ahead of you, hundreds of dazzling red lights adorn your view. You rub your eyes and smack yourself on the head.
What keeps you from car-kissing ??
Coffee.
Its 2 in the morning, and the red-bulls and sweets you've guzzled and popped in's not kicking in. Your mind's alert but not those eye lids.
Who's your 911 hotline?
Cooffeeeeee
Papayas, bananas, wholewheat cereals have been your diet for the past two days. What goes in still does not come out..
What now?
coffee (whispers)
Kopi-O, a pitch black liquid was the humble secret to producing these scrumptious meals It was as legend recalls, how "Ale" is for Britain.. a "secret ingredient" only known among the food connoisseurs. By consuming the rich dark Kopi-O, chefs and workers magically whipped out more and more dim sum and char siew fan. A day without it means no dim sum and char siew fan for its grouchy and starving citizens.
Years later, Citizens were soon introduced to the secret ingredient, and performances in their workplaces improved and everyone was happy and satisfied..
However there a little girl in a pale blue pinafore with no piggy tails that hated it. A lingering bitterness and a massive migraine in her head, is what she gets after sipping the dark liquid. Even when it got famous and even had sweets made out of it, a single sweet in the evening, will result in a wide-eyed moment that will last till 2am for the poor girl.
However, age caught up and she was introduced to the wonderful world of a PLEH University, little did she know, that this new journey she embarked on led to sleepless nights.
She remembered the magical Kopi-O sweet she had years back. "This time", she said to herself.. "I'll take no sweet, but I'll drink the real thing" she spoke to herself.
She made herself a cup of coffee... and since then, things were never the same. Though she didn't love it, the magic worked! She could now stay up during those late nights to complete her pile of work.
Now, being quite an avid drinker of this black substance,she started developing a liking for coffee desserts. Somehow cakes and ice cream made of these cocoa beans were different.....! They have this certain fragrance in them..dark bitterish sweetness that's.... so irresistible!
So for a dinner gathering one fine day, she decided to make a cake made out of the very much loved coffee as a dessert treat.
Mmmmmmm... the magic still remains within those dark aromatic granules. =)
Wow u make that haha
ReplyDeletehaha, i still dont like coffee..it is bitter and..well, just bitter. haha, i just dont like any bitterish stuff >.< *cakes and the kopi o sweet i like!* :D btw, way to go with that awesome cake!!
ReplyDeletethe cake was nice..u shud really think of doing it full time..
ReplyDeletecincau: thats time drop by for a free tasting. need to get opinions from the chef himself haah.
ReplyDeletebrandon: coffee is good for health! =P
ezra: thanks! means alot =) i think that was the first time you actually ate my cakes! >.<
i ate a few times already lar....what the papayas..erghh..
ReplyDeletewhat happened to the plan to sell cakes? got potential, really
eeeyerrrr..water still the best :D nway, too much coffee consumption can lead to heartburn and some bowel problems with some connection to osteoporosis(long term le). hehe kopi junkie
ReplyDeleteWEI-LI!!! That was so funny! you can be a comedy writer now.... oohoo!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a hilarious and gripping account of your journey to the dark (or black, in coffee lingo) side! You seem quite beyond redemption.
ezra: haha its still in plans.. in the near future lar =P
ReplyDeleteeunice: comedy writer?? thx! i take that as a compliment? hahhaa. yea pretty sad huh.. i need some other alternative!
it's ok. loyalty's an admirable attribute :P nice post btw =)
ReplyDeleteSomeone actually read through the post! amazing. thanks ;)
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